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text; wow sorry I accidentally hit enter, how embarassing

[eggcel]

...it's you ain't it

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[hairballs]

[ god dammit ]

It's a private matter, obviously, as one doesn't exactly go sharing that they rightfully earned 'Beast' as a nickname. After seeing you rather bluntly expose Charles' relationship status, your ability to stay discrete is up for debate so you'll have to forgive me for trying to avoid saying that outright.

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[eggcel]

I can be discreet

if charles had told me not to tell anyone, I wouldn't have said anything

I'm not gonna tell anyone about this if you don't want me to

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[hairballs]

I'd appreciate it.

I guess you can see.

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[eggcel]

I'm on my way home with JB. see you there?

1/2

[eggcel]

between you and me?

[eggcel]

I didn't forget

[akron]

I knew it

[eggcel]

you know when I got back in the plane, he couldn't really look me in the eye

maybe he watched all of it

[akron]

like the thought of that?

[eggcel]

[ um ]

hahahahaa no

[akron]

why not? cause he's a bloke, or cause you don't like someone watching

[eggcel]

cause he's merlin

and he's bald

[ guess who's thinking about fucking roxy on a stream for merlin right now? ]

[akron]

he's not badlooking, though
be honest

[ that's a good mental image. no, that's a great mental image ]

[eggcel]

for a bald guy?

yeah I guess he's attractive

I mean you'd have nothing to pull on while you fuck though, hair's important for that

[akron]

yeah
but I guess I could always just hold on to his shoulders
or he could pull my hair instead, there's that

[eggcel]

yeah that would work if you were bent over his desk or something

[ hang on ]

are you thinking about merlin fucking you?

[akron]

I am now, yeah

[eggcel]

proud to call you my best friend

[ cos she's just as much of a perv as he is ]

[akron]

course you are

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[hairballs]

See you soon.

[brainiest]

[ Package for Eggsy!

As a joke, of course, Hermione has arranged a nice little delivery for him. Two pairs of very unique underwear.

:) ]

text to hermione!!

[eggcel]

you

[ that it's. that's the text. until - ]

are a cheeky little thing

[brainiest]

I have no idea what you're talking about, of course.

[eggcel]

how'd you even find out where I live

[ charles ]