cuddlr profile for eudio

[eggcel]

Eggsy Unwin (23) cheeky little shit. looks good in a suit. flexible. always up for a laugh. and sex.

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Comments

[eggcel]

how come? too injured?

they're called suits :P ever worn one?

[krav]

something like that
but im fine now

like
once???

[eggcel]

you sure? don't mind kissing you better

bet you looked good in uniform too

[krav]

well if ur offering
i just remembered theres a terrible pain in my chest
and stomach
and between my legs

i did yeah

[eggcel]

bet it hurts the most between your legs yeah?
I can definitely help with that

got any of it with you?

[krav]

sure does
i think it requires immediate attention 😉

only my tags

[eggcel]

you for meeting up?

shame
bet you look just as good out of it though

[krav]

mine or urs?

id like 2 think i look even better out of it

[eggcel]

make it yours. wouldn't wanna embarrass you in front of my housemates when I make you moan loud enough for them to hear

I guess I'll be the judge

[krav]

promises promises
ftr i wouldnt be embarrassed 😉

thats fair

( the address to charlie's place is attached. )

[mindmeld]

[ tooright. save him from the reckless and the cheeky. ]

Was that intended to be an insult? Because I truly fail to understand how disparaging my appearance is relevant to any of this.

[eggcel]

just sayin

you might be hot if you got your hair sorted

why did you X me?

[mindmeld]

I fail to see why my hair is important. It has been a fixture of many similar responses. Do humans truly care so much about such appearances?

You define yourself as a 'cheeky little shit'. Thus far in my life, cheeky individuals are generally ones I with whom I do not associate.

[eggcel]

why do you sound like you're not human? are you a robot?

I bet "cheeky individuals" is exactly your type but you're in denial about it

[mindmeld]

One could only wish. No, I am Vulcan.

Hardly. I appreciate sensible, intelligent individuals who understand logic.

[eggcel]

what's that?

you don't think I'm intelligent?

apologies for the lateness of this reply! ;;

[mindmeld]

My species. It refers to a person born on the planet Vulcan.

I cannot know, judging by your profile. But we appear to have few shared interests, thus it was a prudent choice.

[victimized]

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straightforward. i like it.

no worries I'm always up for backtagging c:

[eggcel]

first time I've spoken to someone from another planet

you're right about those other things. I ain't sensible or logical. I take risks and I follow my gut

but you took a risk coming here. correct me if I'm wrong?

[eggcel]

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sounds like you are too

so, 3 languages? you sure know how to impress orally

[victimized]

i've never had a problem knowing how to use my mouth.

[jazzorcist]

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Sounds like my kind of guy.

Re: no worries I'm always up for backtagging c:

[mindmeld]

Then you are from a time far before mine. What year was it for you?

Following ones gut sounds quite unpleasant. Does it give you stomach problems?

It was an acceptable risk, as the rewards offered are great.

[dreamtofheroics]

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[eggcel]

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hope you don't mind me swiping on looks only, your bio is pretty mysterious