cuddlr profile for eudio

[eggcel]

Eggsy Unwin (23) cheeky little shit. looks good in a suit. flexible. always up for a laugh. and sex.

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Comments

[eggcel]

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was that sarcasm?

what reward did you ask for?

[jazzorcist]

Protip, if you're too lazy to be interesting, be mysterious.

[eggcel]

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you probably hear this a lot but I can see why you were given your name

[eggcel]

good advice

I'd like to hear how interesting you are whenever you stop being lazy

[jazzorcist]

Oh you know, I'm just your average Swedish jazz singer taking her teen rebellion and mommy issues to the next level by going to another dimension.

[moshennik]

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[eggcel]

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so you're a pizza lover

[moshennik]

that's an understatement.

[dreamtofheroics]

On looks alone? I'd like to think a name has more meaning than that.

[eggcel]

not alone. I'm sure you're beautiful on the inside too

[ was that smooth? eggsy likes to think so. ]

[eggcel]

pizza or sex? if you had to choose

[moshennik]

but why do i have to choose? when one can follow the other

[eggcel]

I've never listened to swedish jazz before...

you'll have to sing to me

[jazzorcist]

Any time, I love singing to people.

[dreamtofheroics]

You're sure? Suddenly I'd hate to disappoint you.

Where are you from, Eggsy?

[eggcel]

you don't think you are?

london. not the posh part

[eggcel]

I was hoping you wouldn't need much convincing

[jazzorcist]

How adorably eager of you.

Unrelated and no offence meant but every time I look at your picture I feel like your nipples are staring at me.

It's a very nice pic though.

[mindmeld]

Very far then. It was 2259 for me.

I would never indulge in sarcasm.

Do you ask everyone what their reward is?

[mantle]

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[eggcel]

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does your hot chocolate come with marshmallows?

[eggcel]

woah. what's the future like?

it can get annoying if someone uses it all the time but it has its moments

only making conversation mr. spock

[mantle]

Sure, if that's what you like. I've always been more of a whipped cream and cinnamon kind of girl.

[eggcel]

[ okay that made him laugh ]

I'm sorry for my nipples, they're very rude

[jazzorcist]

[ Good, that was the point. ]

Seriously, nipples, my face is up here.