cuddlr profile for eudio

[eggcel]

Eggsy Unwin (23) cheeky little shit. looks good in a suit. flexible. always up for a laugh. and sex.

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Comments

[slumming]

ofc

[eggcel]

I don't live alone. might look a bit weird if my housemates walk in on me doing gymnastic positions for you in the living room

[macmillan]

[ Dennis led him here, okay. ]

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[gloved]

Are there gymnasiums here?

[eggcel]

[ Joe, you may have a type... ]

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I bet you keep the good times rolling if you're well-endowed

[ emphasis on if. he'll believe it if he ever sees it. ]

[macmillan]

I haven't had any complaints yet.

But I also didn't write any of that.

[eggcel]

makes sense

well-endowed guys don't usually tell anyone that they are, they let people find out for themselves

which do you prefer then, men or women?

[macmillan]

I find that most people aren't disappointed when they're not sure what to expect.

I actually don't have a preference.

[ But he did just get fucked over by two women back home, and not in the good way, so. He might be leaning more towards men for the time being. ]

Is looking good in a suit self-declared?

[eggcel]

doesn't matter how hung someone is if they don't know what the fuck to do with it

[ Fortunately, Eggsy has been blessed by one well-endowed Harry Hart who absolutely knows what he's doing. ]

I don't think I could pick either. I was never with a guy before until I tried it here

[ Now he can't get enough of taking it up the arse. It's a beautiful story. ]

I've been told I look good and I feel good in one. I work at a tailors so I have suits that fit my body perfectly

[macmillan]

You're not wrong.

If you enjoy both, why limit yourself, right?

A tailor's? I could use a new suit.

[ This is not Joe flirting, this is Joe actually wanting a new suit because that's pretty much all his wardrobe consists of.

And maybe he really is flirting. A little. ]

[eggcel]

people don't know what they're missing by not swinging both ways

I could measure you for a new suit

but it requires a lot of touching

I could accidentally brush my hand against your cock

[ "accidentally" ]

[macmillan]

I'm a big boy. I think I could handle it.

[eggcel]

so says your cuddlr profile

don't say I didn't warn you if you get overexcited

[macmillan]

And if I'm disappointed instead?

[eggcel]

if you can get measured without getting hard, you'll get the suit for free

[ Eggsy so doesn't have the power to do that. ]

[eggcel]

there's one of those studios at the gym, those ones with mirrors

could probably show you more than just the splits there

[macmillan]

I'll leave my wallet at home.

[ No he won't. ]

[eggcel]

[ The fact that Joe sounds so cocky is making Eggsy all the more determined to win this game of theirs. ]

if you leave your wallet I'll make you pre-pay for the suit another way

[macmillan]

How would you know if I'd left it behind? Are you going to pat me down?

[eggcel]

I'll have to, won't I?

check all your pockets

including the back ones

[ especially the back ones ]

[macmillan]

I'll save you some time.

I carry it in the front.

did you want to log this out? c:

[eggcel]

good to know

it's called Huntsman tailors, I'll send you directions

completely up to you, i'm down for whatever!

[macmillan]

Should I just ask for Eggsy then?

[ Is that even your real name? ]

I'll set up a starter for you in my open log~

[eggcel]

yes, I'll tell one of my colleagues I'll be expecting a Mr MacMillan

I'll make an appointment for you around 3 o'clock, someone should send you through to the right changing room where I'll be waiting

don't be late, I'm a busy man

[eggcel]

(starter for you!)