[ "Cheeky little shit" was apparently putting it mildly and while Brooke had a head's up thanks to his profile, it doesn't mean she's rolling her eyes any less at that line. ]
Is that really the best you've got for me? Because I hate to say it, but I've heard that line about a hundred times, and it's not any better the hundred and first.
[ Brooke considers it for a few moments - the dog doesn't really help either way - before deciding what the hell. This place isn't exactly meant for passing up on opportunities to hang out with people, after all.
And if he turns out to just be gross pickup lines and a dog then, well, she can always duck out. ]
Alright, sure. But the first sign of drool getting anywhere near me and I'm out.
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I totally forgot I was gonna hit up brooke's cuddlr, ty for being here c:
come by huntsman tailors, I wear a suit when I work there
no prob c:
[ And not just to check him out; Brooke's still looking for work. ]
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bet you'd look hot in one
and out of one
oh my god eggsy
Is that really the best you've got for me? Because I hate to say it, but I've heard that line about a hundred times, and it's not any better the hundred and first.
you'll get used to this
[ heh ]
I'm better at chatting up in person
[ he really isn't, but it's more endearing when you see his cheeky face to go with the eyeroll-inducing comment ]
the question is will brooke find it endearing or not...
lmao it has surprisingly worked for him so far idk how
I have a cute dog?
[ girls like dogs, right? ]
idk man. brooke /does/ tend to like the more asshole-ish guys, though, so.
Does it drool?
aw eggsy's no asshole... maybe sometimes a jerk without realizing
I'd make sure he wouldn't drool on you
she befriends those, too.
And if he turns out to just be gross pickup lines and a dog then, well, she can always duck out. ]
Alright, sure. But the first sign of drool getting anywhere near me and I'm out.
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come by the shop, me and the dog will be there