cuddlr profile for eudio

[eggcel]

Eggsy Unwin (23) cheeky little shit. looks good in a suit. flexible. always up for a laugh. and sex.

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Comments

[eggcel]

sounds like you need roommates

I've got a baby sister back home. I miss her too

think of how much more sex you can have now you ain't babysitting

[slumming]

How old is she

Idk I did pretty well for myself even with five kids in the house
But itd be nice to christen my whole apt without stepping on a toy or flashing the innocent

[eggcel]

she's one

you must have got walked in on by one

can I be of service?

[slumming]

They run away pretty fast so its ok

idk are you a professional christener
What if I want to do it on the washer n dryer
Can you handle such a task

[eggcel]

you mean when it's on with stuff in it?

I've never done it on one before

the vibrations must make it hot

[slumming]

Havent had the opportunity myself
Theyre so nice around here if we accidentally break it maybe theyll just replace it

I say we find out

did you want to log this out? c:

[eggcel]

who gives a shit if we break one, it'll be worth it

did you mean a washer n dryer at your place or one of those public laundry rooms

hellz yeah, if you want to

[slumming]

Lol alright

Oh shit yeah if were gonna break something its not gonna be mine
Laundromat it is

I'll set up a starter in my catch-all log~

[eggcel]

I know they're open 24 hours

if we meet late when it's quiet we'll less likely get caught

do you like beer? I'll bring some

[slumming]

ofc