cuddlr profile for eudio

[eggcel]

Eggsy Unwin (23) cheeky little shit. looks good in a suit. flexible. always up for a laugh. and sex.

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(original thread)
YES / MATCH / TICK
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NO / TICK
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Comments

[macmillan]

I'm a big boy. I think I could handle it.

[eggcel]

so says your cuddlr profile

don't say I didn't warn you if you get overexcited

[macmillan]

And if I'm disappointed instead?

[eggcel]

if you can get measured without getting hard, you'll get the suit for free

[ Eggsy so doesn't have the power to do that. ]

[macmillan]

I'll leave my wallet at home.

[ No he won't. ]

[eggcel]

[ The fact that Joe sounds so cocky is making Eggsy all the more determined to win this game of theirs. ]

if you leave your wallet I'll make you pre-pay for the suit another way

[macmillan]

How would you know if I'd left it behind? Are you going to pat me down?

[eggcel]

I'll have to, won't I?

check all your pockets

including the back ones

[ especially the back ones ]

[macmillan]

I'll save you some time.

I carry it in the front.

did you want to log this out? c:

[eggcel]

good to know

it's called Huntsman tailors, I'll send you directions

completely up to you, i'm down for whatever!

[macmillan]

Should I just ask for Eggsy then?

[ Is that even your real name? ]

I'll set up a starter for you in my open log~

[eggcel]

yes, I'll tell one of my colleagues I'll be expecting a Mr MacMillan

I'll make an appointment for you around 3 o'clock, someone should send you through to the right changing room where I'll be waiting

don't be late, I'm a busy man

[eggcel]

(starter for you!)