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[brainiest]

I might have heard from a little birdie. Do you like them?

[eggcel]

I like who they're from

which might be weird cuz we haven't even met yet

but I've liked texting you

[brainiest]

Oh, me too! But I completely forget, getting underwear from a practical stranger must be so weird, just a second -

[ And, suddenly! Video. ]

Hi. Hermione Granger.

[eggcel]

[ oh my god hermione give a guy some warning ]

...Fuck me. [ she won't hear that, he hasn't clicked the video option yet. now he clicks it. ]

Holy shit. [ when will he stop being a potty mouth? the answer is never. ]

I mean, hi.

[brainiest]

[ Oh. Well.

That's flattering, right?

Her cheeks go a decidedly pink colour and she fights to keep her smile less of a grin. ]

Hello. It's nice to see you in person.

[eggcel]

Yeah, it's nice to put a face to the underwear. [ He sends her a wink. ]

...That was a good 'holy shit', by the way. I had no clue what you were gonna look like from the texts but... well, you're probably sick of hearing guys say you're gorgeous.

[brainiest]

You're right, it is. [ And it's a nice face, she can admit that.

Is it possible to blush even harder? She shifts a little, a slight wiggle. ] Not really. Most of the time I just get called insufferable.

[eggcel]

You from a world where every bloke's blind or too shy to say anythin', then?

[ At the insufferable comment, Eggsy just gives her an understanding smile. ] I get called all sorts as well. Fuck 'em.

[brainiest]

No, I don't think so. I am a bit of a know-it-all sometimes. That can be annoying.

[ But she softens, her smile a little sweeter now. ]

I'm going to have to keep calling you lovely, then.

[eggcel]

Yeah, well, as soon as it gets annoying, I can always kiss you to shut you up...

[ Eggsy actually looks a little embarrassed about someone calling him 'lovely'. He's really not used to it. ]

Can I get that in writing? There's a few people I don't think would believe me if I told them you called me that.

[brainiest]

That's not something anyone has tried before. Do you think your kissing skills are good enough to work?

[ Her flirting skills are still... Well, not rusty, since that would imply she had done it before. Developing might be a far better word. ]

You have it on recording, but I could write a formal letter. 'To whom it may concern, please not that I have, officially, referred to Eggsy as 'lovely', much to his surprise. I was not under duress at the time and mean it, wholeheartedly. Yours, Hermione Granger.'

[eggcel]

Meet me today and you'll find out - but I ain't ever had complaints.

[ He laughs at the letter she comes up with. ] Funny, smart and attractive? You're definitely my kind of girl.

[brainiest]

You're very sure of yourself. I might have to take you up on that, to make my own judgements.

[ But she laughs, shaking her head and biting the inside of her cheek. ]

Now you're just buttering me up.

[eggcel]

You said you're not used to compliments, yeah? I'm making up for all the times someone should have said something nice about you.

[brainiest]

Oh.

[ Well, that's. She's a little pink now, trying to hide her smile. ]

That's very nice of you. Thank you.

[eggcel]

[ First she called him lovely, now nice. What is the world coming to? ]

Plus it's fun to make you blush.

[brainiest]

[ Just saying it like it is. But - ]

You should see how pink I go when I'm kissed.

[ ... She really did just say that, didn't she. Oh, Merlin help her. ]

[eggcel]

Yeah?

[ It's one thing to have Eggsy flirt with her by text but now she's got to deal with the flirty stare. ]

Bet you'd turn right red if I kissed you between your thighs.

[brainiest]

[ Oh, oh-

and she drops her phone. Just for a second. She's quick to pick it up, her face practically flaming. ]

Um, yes, I would. That's - no one's ever...

[ She's been taking things very slow. ]

[eggcel]

There ain't no shame in not experiencing stuff before. There's a first time for everyone...

Wish I could baggy being the first to kiss your thighs, though.

[brainiest]

I was a little busy helping make sure my friends didn't get themselves killed.

[ No one's ever wanted to be the first to - well, anything with her, really. It's an entirely new situation. ]

Maybe that's something we could work on.

baggy?? you know I meant bagsy, I am made of fail

[eggcel]

I'll let you get away with that one but you've got no excuse for not being pleasured here.

[ Especially with guys like Eggsy throwing themselves at her to kiss her thighs. ]

So, tea at your place?

i assumed i got you!!

[brainiest]

No, I suppose I don't.

[ Her eyes flick up to look at him, a little less nervous now - because she is interested in learning, in exploring and, as she had told someone else once, experimenting. ]

Tea at mine. But you have to promise me something.

[eggcel]

[ That makes him lift an eyebrow at her. ]

What's the promise?

[brainiest]

You have to let me return the favour.

[ Of kisses between thighs, of course. ]