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[eggcel]

Meet me today and you'll find out - but I ain't ever had complaints.

[ He laughs at the letter she comes up with. ] Funny, smart and attractive? You're definitely my kind of girl.

[brainiest]

You're very sure of yourself. I might have to take you up on that, to make my own judgements.

[ But she laughs, shaking her head and biting the inside of her cheek. ]

Now you're just buttering me up.

[eggcel]

You said you're not used to compliments, yeah? I'm making up for all the times someone should have said something nice about you.

[brainiest]

Oh.

[ Well, that's. She's a little pink now, trying to hide her smile. ]

That's very nice of you. Thank you.

[eggcel]

[ First she called him lovely, now nice. What is the world coming to? ]

Plus it's fun to make you blush.

[brainiest]

[ Just saying it like it is. But - ]

You should see how pink I go when I'm kissed.

[ ... She really did just say that, didn't she. Oh, Merlin help her. ]

[eggcel]

Yeah?

[ It's one thing to have Eggsy flirt with her by text but now she's got to deal with the flirty stare. ]

Bet you'd turn right red if I kissed you between your thighs.

[brainiest]

[ Oh, oh-

and she drops her phone. Just for a second. She's quick to pick it up, her face practically flaming. ]

Um, yes, I would. That's - no one's ever...

[ She's been taking things very slow. ]

[eggcel]

There ain't no shame in not experiencing stuff before. There's a first time for everyone...

Wish I could baggy being the first to kiss your thighs, though.

[brainiest]

I was a little busy helping make sure my friends didn't get themselves killed.

[ No one's ever wanted to be the first to - well, anything with her, really. It's an entirely new situation. ]

Maybe that's something we could work on.

baggy?? you know I meant bagsy, I am made of fail

[eggcel]

I'll let you get away with that one but you've got no excuse for not being pleasured here.

[ Especially with guys like Eggsy throwing themselves at her to kiss her thighs. ]

So, tea at your place?

i assumed i got you!!

[brainiest]

No, I suppose I don't.

[ Her eyes flick up to look at him, a little less nervous now - because she is interested in learning, in exploring and, as she had told someone else once, experimenting. ]

Tea at mine. But you have to promise me something.

[eggcel]

[ That makes him lift an eyebrow at her. ]

What's the promise?

[brainiest]

You have to let me return the favour.

[ Of kisses between thighs, of course. ]

[eggcel]

[ Eggsy bursts into grin. As if he'd say no to that. ]

I promise you'll have your turn, how's that?

[brainiest]

That sounds lovely.

[ Why do all her sexual encounters end up sounding like business arrangements somehow - ]

I'm a very quick study. Keep that in mind.

[eggcel]

Right. I'll keep that in mind right next to the mental image of my mouth on your thighs.

[ And perhaps between them, as well. ]

Give me your address so I can come over now? And don't say you need time to get ready - you're gorgeous the way you are.

[brainiest]

You do that. I've always enjoyed learning new things.

[ Attached is her address! ]

So I shouldn't change into a skirt?

[eggcel]

You ain't wearing one right now?

[ Eggsy thinks for a moment - or pretends to. ]

Go on, then. The shorter, the better.

[brainiest]

Jeans are far more comfortable, I'll have you know.

[ But she's a giving person. ]

I don't have any very short ones... Just the one from my uniform.

[eggcel]

[ eggsy, don't you dare ask her to wear her uniform. ]

It's fine. Wear whatever you feel comfortable in.

[brainiest]

Knee length, then. This time.

[ The more comfortable she is the more daring she is, after all.

(She would wear it.) ]

[eggcel]

This time. [ Eggsy repeats. ]

Before I come over, I need to show you something.

[ And Eggsy flashes her his love-hearty butt. Yep, he's wearing the red pair. ]

[brainiest]

Yes, this time.

[ And she raises an eyebrow -- before she laughs. Good lord. ]

They fit!

[eggcel]

Yeah, guess you've got a good eye for men's underwear. [ Eggsy laughs as well. ]

Do you like dogs? [ He'll be devastated if she doesn't. ]