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[etiquette]

I can make time for that, if you'll make time for me on a different matter later on this week.

[eggcel]

someone's gotta brag about your prick if you ain't gonna

you don't need to bribe me to do everything. how can I be of assistance?

[etiquette]

What did I tell you about a gentleman's name in newspapers? Evidently I need to add the scenario in which one's prick comes into conversation as well.

Dinner later this week? A special one. One I'll need you to be on your best behaviour for.

[eggcel]

best behaviour? sounds boring

you didn't invite the mayor did you? harry why

[etiquette]

Of course not. I'll let you misbehave as much you like later in my bedroom.

[eggcel]

alright

I'll be good

at the dinner table

[etiquette]

Perfect. Wear whatever you like--not a formal affair.

[eggcel]

can I wear my new pug onesie

I've never user this icon in my life

[etiquette]

No, Eggsy.

LMAO

[eggcel]

you said it's not formal and I can wear anything

[etiquette]

Within reason.

[eggcel]

one day I'm gonna buy you a onesie and make you wear it

[etiquette]

You say that as if I haven't spent weeks sweating my arse off in tactical gear that is essentially a very defensive and stealthy "onesie".

[eggcel]

that's disgusting harry

can't believe you're comparing that gear to onesies. they're snug AND fun

[etiquette]

Fun until you've got to use the loo.

[eggcel]

worth it though

[etiquette]

I suppose we'll need to agree to disagree on that one.

The only merits I might see it having are a quicker way of having you fully undressed when it comes off.

[eggcel]

now you're thinkin outside the box