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[stickseller]

What are you doing this weekend?

[eggcel]

nothing

[ it's actually quite depressing; he really misses being a secret agent ]

unless you count lying on charles' sofa eating junk food and playing grand theft auto as something

[stickseller]

What is grand theft auto?

(howard no)

You should probably get out some, you know.

Which is actually why I'm texting you.

[eggcel]

it's a video game where you commit crimes

basically fuck shit up

I get out. [ he walked JB earlier today, that counts!! ]

you got a plan, bruv?

[stickseller]

That doesn't seem like a good game for young people. Or people in general.

Alright: You should get out more. You're in a lot, too.

Several, depending on what yours were, actually.

[eggcel]

well yeah. that's why it's so popular

I'll get out more for sex

but the girls here seem to want you to get to know them first. [ eggsy isn't used to that ]

like I said, I ain't got any plans. [ except hanging out with his dog ]

[stickseller]

I see.

Maybe you could try getting to know some? Even if I think that's stupid, especially considering the nature of the place. Why bother wasting time getting to know someone if it's not going to work?

Alright, well: Do you want to go to the junkyard?

[eggcel]

you should play it with me sometime. charles too

I'm actually meeting girls I want to know better?? I think they're cool. [ it probably helps that they're all super hot, too ]

yeah alright. could be fun.

[stickseller]

If you can convince him, I'll be game.

Huh. Really? Congratulations, I have yet to do just that. There are some very pretty dames around, though.

We can find stuff to build with.

[eggcel]

convince charles? piece of piss

some of them remind me of my friend roxy back home. she's one of those girls you respect the hell out of because she can kick arse and she's fit

my microwave from the explosion is probably there

[dendrites]

What are your thoughts on ice cream sandwiches?

[stickseller]

I'm going to assume that means the same as piece of cake.

Yeah? That's good. Sounds like my Peggy back home. I've talked to a few here, but they seem so much younger than me. I keep feeling vaguely like a creep.

So is Charles's, I'm sure.

[eggcel]

why the fuck would you put ice cream between bread

sounds rank

[dendrites]

No! Ice cream between two cookies!

I thought you would have known about this. Oops!

[eggcel]

sounds american, that's probably why I ain't heard of it

cookies you say? sounds alright

have you tried it?

[dendrites]

Not yet!

Perhaps you should help me make some. Anna and I plan on opening an ice cream place.

[eggcel]

[ free food in the company of a hot queen? hell yes ]

yeah alright

your place, yeah? can't really do it at mine with charles there. three's a crowd, innit?

[dendrites]

[ She's no Princess Tilde but... ]

Of course! I will make sure we have ample room for sandwich making. Anna will understand. And our new dog too.

[eggcel]

[ how much room do you need to make an ice cream sandwich, elsa? ]

you got a dog?

you want me to bring mine?

[dendrites]

[ It ... was her very awkward way of saying she would ensure that they would be alone ... ]

Anna did! Without telling me. His name is Martin.

You can bring yours! I have treats here.

[eggcel]

did you name him? [ he needs a better name, in eggsy's opinion ]

cool. I'll be right over with JB

[dendrites]

He named himself, allegedly. Unsure how that works!

I'll see you soon!

[eggcel]

[ how the fuck--

never mind. ]

you gonna wear that sexy beach outfit again?

[ you had to go and ruin it by being a perv, eggsy ]

[dendrites]

Eggsy!

That was mostly for swimming. ;)

[eggcel]

fair enough

missing those legs

guess I'll have to take you swimming again