Maybe you could try getting to know some? Even if I think that's stupid, especially considering the nature of the place. Why bother wasting time getting to know someone if it's not going to work?
I'm going to assume that means the same as piece of cake.
Yeah? That's good. Sounds like my Peggy back home. I've talked to a few here, but they seem so much younger than me. I keep feeling vaguely like a creep.
(Not the ones he's used to. This one? Definitely.)
Alright.
Seeing as that's partially the point of this place, even if they won't admit it, I've thought about it. They're not that much younger than I am, it's just a state of mind type thing.
you should think with howard junior more. [ he's talking about your dick, howard. ]
if they want it and you want it, you should just do it. think of it as saving the city. [ when eggsy thinks of it like that, like a mission, it makes eggsy driven... to have all the sex. but at least he's motivated. ]
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[ it's actually quite depressing; he really misses being a secret agent ]
unless you count lying on charles' sofa eating junk food and playing grand theft auto as something
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(howard no)
You should probably get out some, you know.
Which is actually why I'm texting you.
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basically fuck shit up
I get out. [ he walked JB earlier today, that counts!! ]
you got a plan, bruv?
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Alright: You should get out more. You're in a lot, too.
Several, depending on what yours were, actually.
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I'll get out more for sex
but the girls here seem to want you to get to know them first. [ eggsy isn't used to that ]
like I said, I ain't got any plans. [ except hanging out with his dog ]
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Maybe you could try getting to know some? Even if I think that's stupid, especially considering the nature of the place. Why bother wasting time getting to know someone if it's not going to work?
Alright, well: Do you want to go to the junkyard?
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I'm actually meeting girls I want to know better?? I think they're cool. [ it probably helps that they're all super hot, too ]
yeah alright. could be fun.
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Huh. Really? Congratulations, I have yet to do just that. There are some very pretty dames around, though.
We can find stuff to build with.
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some of them remind me of my friend roxy back home. she's one of those girls you respect the hell out of because she can kick arse and she's fit
my microwave from the explosion is probably there
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Yeah? That's good. Sounds like my Peggy back home. I've talked to a few here, but they seem so much younger than me. I keep feeling vaguely like a creep.
So is Charles's, I'm sure.
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it's only creepy if you sleep with them
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Alright.
Seeing as that's partially the point of this place, even if they won't admit it, I've thought about it. They're not that much younger than I am, it's just a state of mind type thing.
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you should think with howard junior more. [ he's talking about your dick, howard. ]
if they want it and you want it, you should just do it. think of it as saving the city. [ when eggsy thinks of it like that, like a mission, it makes eggsy driven... to have all the sex. but at least he's motivated. ]
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I do that a lot already. Hence Charles.
I'll keep that in mind. Thank you, Eggsy.
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oh shit I KNEW IT
jesus I don't want to know about your old people sex
fucking hell now you've made me think about it
fuck you howard
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I mean that's why i keep him around. He makes me think with my brain instead.
So I don't do anything I shouldn't.
Or anyone.
He stimulates me academically.
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and it gets you hard?
[ why are they even talking about this, make it stop ]
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No. We talk about academical stuff, have grand philosophical discussions, and I don't need to have sex.
(oh my god even he isn't buying this.)
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is talking academically your version of talking dirty?
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No?? If I want to talk dirty I'm going to talk dirty.
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[ it's gross ]
I'll take your word for it, please don't prove to me you can talk dirty
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I wouldn't dream of it. You're too young for that.
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you're talking to THE dirty talk extraordinaire fuck you very much
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I feel like your version of dirty talk is a lot more filled with cuss words than mine would be.
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