(Not the ones he's used to. This one? Definitely.)
Alright.
Seeing as that's partially the point of this place, even if they won't admit it, I've thought about it. They're not that much younger than I am, it's just a state of mind type thing.
you should think with howard junior more. [ he's talking about your dick, howard. ]
if they want it and you want it, you should just do it. think of it as saving the city. [ when eggsy thinks of it like that, like a mission, it makes eggsy driven... to have all the sex. but at least he's motivated. ]
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it's only creepy if you sleep with them
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Alright.
Seeing as that's partially the point of this place, even if they won't admit it, I've thought about it. They're not that much younger than I am, it's just a state of mind type thing.
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you should think with howard junior more. [ he's talking about your dick, howard. ]
if they want it and you want it, you should just do it. think of it as saving the city. [ when eggsy thinks of it like that, like a mission, it makes eggsy driven... to have all the sex. but at least he's motivated. ]
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I do that a lot already. Hence Charles.
I'll keep that in mind. Thank you, Eggsy.
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oh shit I KNEW IT
jesus I don't want to know about your old people sex
fucking hell now you've made me think about it
fuck you howard
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I mean that's why i keep him around. He makes me think with my brain instead.
So I don't do anything I shouldn't.
Or anyone.
He stimulates me academically.
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and it gets you hard?
[ why are they even talking about this, make it stop ]
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No. We talk about academical stuff, have grand philosophical discussions, and I don't need to have sex.
(oh my god even he isn't buying this.)
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is talking academically your version of talking dirty?
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No?? If I want to talk dirty I'm going to talk dirty.
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[ it's gross ]
I'll take your word for it, please don't prove to me you can talk dirty
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I wouldn't dream of it. You're too young for that.
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you're talking to THE dirty talk extraordinaire fuck you very much
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I feel like your version of dirty talk is a lot more filled with cuss words than mine would be.
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posh girls love it
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