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(Wait. Well. Shit. He thought he would have seen or heard something already oh god damn. abort. abort.)

I mean that's why i keep him around. He makes me think with my brain instead.

So I don't do anything I shouldn't.

Or anyone.

He stimulates me academically.

so you talk about educational stuff

and it gets you hard?

[ why are they even talking about this, make it stop ]

(yes.)

No. We talk about academical stuff, have grand philosophical discussions, and I don't need to have sex.

(oh my god even he isn't buying this.)

I guess you wouldn't have sex if you've fallen asleep after talking about something as boring as philosophy

is talking academically your version of talking dirty?

I don't fall asleep when we're talking. I think he's interesting. I could listen to him rattle on for hours.

No?? If I want to talk dirty I'm going to talk dirty.

you sound like those guys in those sappy movies before they realize they're falling in love

[ it's gross ]

I'll take your word for it, please don't prove to me you can talk dirty

That's not really my style. I just enjoy his company. Do you not enjoy the company of those you sleep with other than when you're doing just that?

I wouldn't dream of it. You're too young for that.

back home I never really hung about long enough to enjoy their company outside of having sex with them

you're talking to THE dirty talk extraordinaire fuck you very much