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ɢᴀʀʏ "ᴇɢɢsʏ" ᴜɴᴡɪɴ (ง'̀-‘́)ง ([personal profile] eggcel) wrote2022-03-27 12:30 am

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[personal profile] etiquette 2015-08-05 08:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[harry gives him a look of mild exasperation as if to say really.]

It's a masquerade, Eggsy, not a runway show. I think you've got enouogh of a strut as it is--no need to practice and get carried away.

[it's half praise and half defense mechanism for harry so he doesn't need to watch the boy wriggle around the empty shop dressed to the nines and more devastatingly handsome than usual.]

In here, please.

[theere's a hand on his shoulder, nudging him towards the dressing room. it's a shade more spacious than kingsman's with a full-length expanding mirror to give a good view at all angles, a platform for him to step up onto so harry can get started. if nothing else it puts them nearly at eye level for a change, something harry notices right away.]
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[personal profile] etiquette 2015-08-05 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[harry mentally steels himself for this--knowing it could get very awkward very quickly with some of the places his hands need to press at in order to get the proper measurements. he unwinds the tape measure from around his neck and forces himself to look at eggsy in the mirror. they look hardly any different than they did back in london that first day save the scar at harry's temple, but it's incredible to realize, in fct, just how far they've come.

he hopes that despite the new hangup, there's still plenty of progress to be made.]


Arms out please.

[he'll start off with the less intimate areas, keep up the chitchat as a distration as he takes the tape measure and places it against the length of eggsy's arm for a sleeve.]

I think gold suits you. Blue as well--compliments your eyes.

Would you believe it if I told you I've barely given thought to what I'll be wearing?
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[personal profile] etiquette 2015-08-05 09:45 pm (UTC)(link)
How appropriately subdued. Shame I never had the chance to send your recommendation in to Kingsman for a change in our modified footwear.

[said bone dry, but there's a twinkle of user in his eyes when he lets them meet said blue ones in the mirror with a small smile. he moves to the front, measurine the inside along eggsy's wrists now with gentle, fleeting touches.]

You read my mind; I'm astounded. And what colour mask do you suppose I ought to wear, hm?
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[personal profile] etiquette 2015-08-05 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
It is, yes. That'll make us a pair, won't it?

[which is probably not the idea either of them want to convey. before eggsy can comment on it, however, harry clears his throat again and continues while moving to measure the full span of eggsy's shoulders.

he's definitely not making note of the rippling muscle he can feel even through the fabric of his shirt.]


Got plenty of time to decide, I suppose. Though I'd like to be present when you suggest that one to Merlin. He might tell you to stick said feathers somewhere unpleasant.

[only now does harry realize precisely how much innuendo is in his conversations with eggsy, and it couldn't be coming at a worse time.]
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[personal profile] etiquette 2015-08-07 08:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[he's certainly not the only one keenly reminded of what he thought had been flirtation beforehand. eggsy practically wrote him a sonnet abou how much he loved getting himself stuffed up the arse and yet it must have only been one of eggsy's poorly conceived attempts to get a rise out of harry. only it wasn't the rise he was expecting by any means.

so he steps over it, ignores it blatantly for an awkward pause before he comes round to face eggsy and measure across his torso, lean down tomark his measurements on paper.]


Nearly. Just a few more. Tilt your chin for me?

[eggsy will find the tape coming to loosely wrap around his neck.]
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[personal profile] etiquette 2015-08-09 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[harry's not unaware of what come next either, which is why he clears his throat and pauses somewhat lamely before starting to shift onto his knees.]

Yes. Well. If you'd like it to fit properly you might want to, just for a few more moments.

[he's behind eggsy first so he doesn't get a faceful of his crotch as he measures around his hips.]

Nearly through now.