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[ probably shouldn't have used the word "experiment", hank. it makes eggsy instantly want to say fuck no.

...but, if charles trusts him, so does eggsy. still, he's gonna need more information than what hank has given him. he's probably going to need to be present for this "experiment" as well. he's very protective of JB and animals in general. ]

what animal?

[ oh great. how does he explain this without actually giving eggsy specific details? uhhhhhhh- ]

An ape.

you've got an ape?

where the fuck did you get an ape from?

I ain't putting JB in front of an ape

haven't you seen that movie where they go batshit crazy

It's more of a chimera, actually. With ape-like qualities. It's not really important.

I'm not familiar with the movie but it's completely docile, I can assure you.

I wanna see whatever the fuck you're talking about first

[ sorry but he can't take your word for it, hank. he loves JB too much. ]

Completely reasonable to require that.
I'm not entirely sure how you would react, however. I was hoping to keep it to JB.

Have you met anyone particularly alien in appearance here yet?

JB and I don't keep secrets from each other

haven't met an alien but someone told me how they have a hot alien friend they invite to sleepovers and make out with

[ he made that last part up. ]

[ what. maybe this was a bad idea ]

That's very nice for them. But not going to be helpful in this case.

if we're talking aliens here, I want to meet them

We're not talking about aliens. That was a poor example.

how bout you say what you mean, no bullshit

Are you familiar with werewolves?

really hairy
allergic to silver
howls at the moon?

yeah I've heard of them

It's something like that. Except for being allergic to silver. And howling at the moon.

And the person is still in control.

let me meet them
then you've got yourself a deal

You've already met. Sort of.

...it's you ain't it

[ god dammit ]

It's a private matter, obviously, as one doesn't exactly go sharing that they rightfully earned 'Beast' as a nickname. After seeing you rather bluntly expose Charles' relationship status, your ability to stay discrete is up for debate so you'll have to forgive me for trying to avoid saying that outright.

I can be discreet

if charles had told me not to tell anyone, I wouldn't have said anything

I'm not gonna tell anyone about this if you don't want me to

I'd appreciate it.

I guess you can see.

I'm on my way home with JB. see you there?

See you soon.

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