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for the record i care too
about you

[eggcel]

look at us. couple of care bears

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this one is you.

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[eggcel]

ain't that the grumpy one?

I'm never grumpy

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you just threatened to break someone's billion dollar legs.

that's at least a little bit grumpy

[eggcel]

[ eggsy just made a grumbly defeated noise to himself ]

I've been told I have a chip on my shoulder

working on getting rid of it

[ obviously it's a work in progress ]

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i'm only kidding, eggsy.

[eggcel]

good cuz I don't want grumpy care bear as a nickname

[ she should totally keep calling him that ]

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but are you opposed to a nickname in general?
dennis has one.

[ she's still gonna slip 'gcb' in there when she can, honestly. ]

[eggcel]

is his "loser"?

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oooh, rude! no.
it's easy bake.

[eggcel]

???? don't get it

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he likes to bake. he's also a firefighter and fire is hot and you need heat to bake things.

easy bake, like an easy bake oven. it's a stretch.
do you have those where you're from?

[eggcel]

I didn't know he baked. does he bake you stuff?? little shit never bakes me anything

we have ovens

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yeah. you didn't know that? we bake things together sometimes. easy things like cookies and muffins. and by we i mean i mostly just hand him the things he needs and make a mess of everything.

[ and they kiss a little in between but it's fairly innocent. ]

maybe you should ask him to bake you something. politely. don't start it with 'hey loser' or he'll probably swap sugar for salt on purpose.

everyone has an oven. and easy bake oven is like. a counter top oven for kids, mostly, and it comes with prepackaged ingredients to make tiny baked goods, like a brownie or a cookie or a really small cake.

[eggcel]

you're probably right, I don't want him to poison me

an oven for kids sounds dangerous. I probably would have burnt my house down if I had one when I was little

[ he already did that once here... ]

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i wouldn't let him do something that drastic.

well it was more like... a miniature microwave? or like a toaster oven. but with just one setting, i think. i don't know, i didn't have one.

you didn't answer my question. are you opposed to a nickname?

[eggcel]

eggsy ain't my given name y'know. I'm all about nicknames if they're cool

you gonna call me after an appliance as well? blender cuz I'm so smooth?

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what's your given name? and i meant are you opposed to nicknames given to you by other people but i'll take that answer as a no.

wow i think that was the most unsmooth thing i've ever heard.

[eggcel]

kiss me and I'll tell

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i think i'll call you ice box so you'll have something to sooth the burn with when i tell you i don't play that kind of kiss and tell.

[eggcel]

ouch
I'll call you icebox for your cold as ice heart

(ice ice baby)

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we can't both have the same nickname. besides, i've already got one.
if i'm gonna kiss you, it's not gonna be to get information from you. c'mon, that's not even cool.

[ oops goodbye this phone has been dropped into a glass of water. ]

[eggcel]

I wanted to kiss you at that meet and greet

you looked stunning

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what would everyone think if they saw you kissing people on the job?

[ not... that anyone knows he was 'on a job' except for her. that's not the point. this is her trying to pretend she's not turning bright red on her way to go meet some guy at a bar to discuss concrete. ]