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[eggcel]

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[etiquette]

I think I've left my glasses on the dresser. Would you mind terribly checking for me when you have a chance?

[he'll find this waiting for him on the bed.]

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[eggcel]

you sure? coulda swore I saw you leave with em but I'll look anyway

[ eggsy opens the bedroom door, only to stop dead in his tracks when he sees the box - it's hard to miss. ]

I think someone broke into our house and left a present

[ kidding. he knows it's from you, harry. ]

[etiquette]

[once he unwraps the box, he'll find another brown one inside containing these]

Oh dead. Suppose you'd better investigate, just in case it's a dirty bomb.

[eggcel]

I'll secure the perimeter and investigate, sir

[ give him a couple of minutes to open it. he never knows what to expect when it comes to presents from Harry; each one is more surprising than the last.

it's no secret eggsy loves collecting shoes. on his night out with roxy and dennis, he found himself weirdly admiring roxy's heels...

it's like harry's read his mind. ]

contents of the box are dangerously sexy, sir. how should I approach?

fml i just noticed that dumb typo oops

[etiquette]

[maybe eggsy is rubbing off on harry--or at least giving him a shoe fetish.]

Nothing you won't be able to handle, I'm certain.

I'd highly suggest reaching into your arsenal for some stockings--just to approach with caution of course. Report back to me as soon as you can with photographic evidence.

don't worry I got what you meant c:

[eggcel]

what's my motivation?

[etiquette]

I've got something else for you to unwrap when I come home.

pic nsfw

[eggcel]

stand by

[ and Harry gets a picture very much like this but with the wings on, of course ]

[etiquette]

I can hardly consider any threat neutralized when there seems to be another one popping up in its wake.

[the shop is closed today but harry is putting together fabric arrangements for a few clients in his office. eggsy gets a photo after that of a very obvious bulge in his bespoke trousers.]

[eggcel]

there's only one way to eliminate that

would you bend down on your knees and kiss my feet in these shoes?

[etiquette]

Without question.

I'd bend down to kiss much more than that if you wanted.

[eggcel]

good idea

first I want my cock as shiny as my shoes from your tongue. then I want you to lick my tight little hole until it's the same shade of red

and if you do a good job? then I'll let you fuck me in my present

[etiquette]

[he doesn't mind the thought of eggsy bossing him about into servicing him. it's not like harry wouldn't be inclined to have done that anyway. he's far more interested to see if the tables will turn. but he supposes the slight bit of authority might still be an effect of their misunderstanding from before, or maybe eggsy just wanted to try something different and take charge for a change.]

I'll bet I can make your thighs tremble just the way I like and have you begging me to show you just how much I appreciate you wearing your present, in the end.

Care to make a wager on that?

[eggcel]

these heels ain't made for beggin

[ he can see why women wear them; they make eggsy feel powerful. ]

but by all means, try to get me to say please

[etiquette]

I'm not about to shy away from a challenge. I certainly hope you're prepared; I'll be home shortly.

[eggcel]

will you be like the picture you sent me or are you going to take care of that there?

[etiquette]

How would you like me to be, Eggsy?

[eggcel]

it's up to you

but if you're touching yourself at work, I wanna know about it

[etiquette]

I wasn't, not yet.

But I can be. Could even let you watch and tell me how, if you'd like.