cuddlr profile for eudio

[eggcel]

Eggsy Unwin (23) cheeky little shit. looks good in a suit. flexible. always up for a laugh. and sex.

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Comments

[eggcel]

of course. that's cute. with a cute uniform to match?

send me a happy selfie instead

[tstop]

just a white apron with the shop name on the chest. the manager lets us decorate them if we want though

as opposed to a sad one?

[eggcel]

you should write "shut your" above the shop name

not unless you'll be sad to see me

[tstop]

i should have clarified: the manager lets us decorate them if we want so long as it's work appropriate. i don't think ned would be too happy if i wrote that. and "shut your the pie hole" doesn't really work out as well as you'd think ;)

so far i don't think i have a reason to be sad

[eggcel]

cross out the "the"? or not if you want to keep your job. do it if he's ever a jerk to you

I wouldn't like to see you sad. you've got a cute smile

[tstop]

i don't think he's capable of being a jerk, ever. he's like the nicest man on the planet. but maybe i'll stick my name tag over the "the" and see what happens. maybe.

see now that's reaching. you haven't even seen me smile!

[eggcel]

I'm a bad influence on you already

your smiling on your cuddlr profile

it's sexy when you bite the corner of your lip like that

[tstop]

maybe i was already a rebel

that. doesn't count

and that's really nice of you i think, but i'm like the farthest from sexy a person could possibly get
and i'm not saying that in the 'oh please shower me with compliments' kind of way

i do have a question though

[eggcel]

then we'll get along well

everyone has sexy things about them only other people recognize, not themselves

fire away

[tstop]

i said maybe so we'll have to see

i'll take your word for it. you could be right

doesn't everyone look good in a suit?

[eggcel]

that's your question?

it only looks good if it fits you perfectly

working at a tailor's has made me into a bit of a suit snob

[tstop]

it's in your profile, i had to!

okay but who buys a suit that doesn't fit them right?

you're probably the expert though if you work at a tailor's

[eggcel]

probably someone who has a last minute date and thinks it'll get them laid

I'm still learning but I guess I know more than the average person

[blackfoot]

the things you can get away with when the cheerleading squad has more awards than the football team.

it looks even better up close.

[tstop]

as if it's all about the suit. a suit doesn't matter if there's nothing inside it. it probably helps a little bit, though

so you're an apprentice

[eggcel]

you're right. a suit can make an arsehole look more attractive but he's still an arsehole

I guess you could call me that

[tstop]

hey, i didn't say that! but you might be right.

so is tailoring something you do back home or do you do it here, too?

[eggcel]

I do it here

technically I do it back home but it ain't my real job

[tstop]

all right, what do you do back home, then?

[eggcel]

I can't tell you until you prove you're trustworthy

[eggcel]

maybe your football team is too busy looking at your squad

how close?

[tstop]

so it's either something really cool or really embarrassing

[eggcel]

maybe it's neither and I'm trying to be mysterious on purpose so you'll be more attracted to me

[tstop]

how does playing mysterious usually work out for you?

[eggcel]

this is my first time

usually I'm an open book