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Eggsy Unwin (23)

cheeky little shit. looks good in a suit. flexible. always up for a laugh. and sex.

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YES / MATCH / TICK

NO / TICK

it's in your profile, i had to!

okay but who buys a suit that doesn't fit them right?

you're probably the expert though if you work at a tailor's

probably someone who has a last minute date and thinks it'll get them laid

I'm still learning but I guess I know more than the average person

as if it's all about the suit. a suit doesn't matter if there's nothing inside it. it probably helps a little bit, though

so you're an apprentice

you're right. a suit can make an arsehole look more attractive but he's still an arsehole

I guess you could call me that

hey, i didn't say that! but you might be right.

so is tailoring something you do back home or do you do it here, too?

I do it here

technically I do it back home but it ain't my real job

all right, what do you do back home, then?

I can't tell you until you prove you're trustworthy

so it's either something really cool or really embarrassing

maybe it's neither and I'm trying to be mysterious on purpose so you'll be more attracted to me

how does playing mysterious usually work out for you?

this is my first time

usually I'm an open book

well i'm flattered. i think so, anyway, i'm not sure

I don't think you should be offended so personally I'd go for flattered

of course you'd say that, you're the one trying to do the flattering

just so you know, if I compliment you, it's not flattery, I'm tellin you how I really feel

so you're not only mysterious but you're kind of charming as well

so I've been told