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[eggcel]

Eggsy Unwin (23) cheeky little shit. looks good in a suit. flexible. always up for a laugh. and sex.

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[eggcel]

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I can teach you how to use netflix

[tet]

The netflix issue is more because films and videos give me a headache to try and view

( probably should've just said yes, roland. )

[eggcel]

most people get a headache when they don't know how to work something

it's handy to know how to use it when you invite someone over, pretend to be interested in a film but end up having sex instead

[ eggsy tells it how it is ]

[tet]

No, I mean that films quite literally hurt my eyes

( someone should tell him to see a doctor about that. you literally work at a hospital, roland, c'mon. )

I see...I think I prefer a more direct approach myself.

[eggcel]

shit... has a doctor diagnosed you?

so how would you directly approach me?

[tet]

When I want someone, they know.

[eggcel]

from your hard on?

[tet]

You can't really miss it.

forgot to say sorry for the delay on that last comment, I've been on holiday

[eggcel]

sounds like you sayin you're hung

but maybe I'm just being dirty minded

no worries!! take your time always

[tet]

I'll hazard it's both.

ty for understanding

[eggcel]

maybe you're all talk

wanna prove me wrong?

[tet]

Absolutely.

[eggcel]

you busy right now?

name a place, I'll meet you there

[tet]

Will my place do?

[eggcel]

yeah

[ probably for the best for what sounds like could happen ]

want me to bring anything?

or not bring anything

sometimes I like to conveniently forget underwear

[tet]

Bring yourself
Underwear optional

[eggcel]

[ if underwear is optional, he's always going to go with not wearing it ]

alright then

send your address and I'll be right over