cuddlr profile for eudio

[eggcel]

Eggsy Unwin (23) cheeky little shit. looks good in a suit. flexible. always up for a laugh. and sex.

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YES / MATCH / TICK
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Comments

[gayopolis]

I hope you know you just committed to being a fan. There's no backing out now.

You can read it, so long as you're careful and you don't bend the pages too much. It's the only copy I've got here.

[eggcel]

shit that's a lot of pressure

I can be a little rough with my hands sometimes but I'll make an exception for you

[gayopolis]

Was that a line?

[eggcel]

maybe

you can photocopy it first if you don't trust me

[gayopolis]

The was one of the smoothest ones I've heard in a while.

I hardly know you, why should I trust you?

[eggcel]

you're right, you have no reason to trust me

but if I do accidentally crease your comic, I promise to give compensation

[gayopolis]

It's a pretty important piece of work to me. That would have to be some pretty steep compensation.

[eggcel]

what's it worth?

[gayopolis]

You tell me.

[eggcel]

hard for me to value something I've never seen

could be stick figures and that'd only be worth a kiss

if you're really talented? I'd owe you a fuck

[gayopolis]

[ Well. ]

When do you want to see it?

[eggcel]

asap

I get very excited about art

[gayopolis]

I'm free all day. You just tell me where to be and I'll be there.

[eggcel]

I know a diner we could meet at

I'll send you the address

[gayopolis]

Okay. In an hour? Or is that too soon?

[eggcel]

that's cool

I'm actually at work but I'll time my lunch break for then :)

[gayopolis]

Are you sure? I can wait, I didn't realize you were working.

[eggcel]

I'm sure

besides, you'll be glad you saw me in my uniform

[gayopolis]

Uniform?

I swear, if you say you're a firefighter, I'm not buying the whole two separate people thing.

[eggcel]

[ firefighter? wait a second... ]

figures you'd tick dennis too

he's the firefighter, I'm the tailor

him = 👼
me = 😈

[gayopolis]

I swiped both because I thought one of the profiles was fake. I'm still not entirely convinced yet.

I wasn't expecting you to be a tailor, I'll say that.

[eggcel]

ain't nothin fake about me bruv. what you see is what you get

[ he'd show Justin a certain video as proof but he really shouldn't share that with strangers... ]

I'm full of surprises

[gayopolis]

That's good to know. I'll remember that.

Are you going to give me this address, or is that a surprise too?