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[dendrites]

I suppose so!

I'm a little nervous to wear one of those swimsuits I've seen in the stores so I'm glad you liked what I was wearing.

[eggcel]

like a bikini? you'd look good in one though. shouldn't be shy with a body like yours

if you need someone to judge bikinis you try on while shopping, I'm 100% available

[dendrites]

Let's not get ahead of ourselves here!

I would like to maintain a little mystery about myself, you know. :)

[eggcel]

it does. [ the british are so vulgar, aren't they? ]

it's only creepy if you sleep with them

[stickseller]

(Not the ones he's used to. This one? Definitely.)

Alright.

Seeing as that's partially the point of this place, even if they won't admit it, I've thought about it. They're not that much younger than I am, it's just a state of mind type thing.

[eggcel]

[ eggsy respects that. ]

I like a good mystery

I'm pretty good at cracking them

better get going or I'll be late

[dendrites]

Don't rush! We adhere to no schedule here.

[eggcel]

but the quicker I hurry up, the sooner I get to see you ;)

shouldn't keep a queen waiting either

I'll be so fast you'll think I ran over there

[ he's totally running over there. ]

[eggcel]

sounds like your mind might be holding you back

you should think with howard junior more. [ he's talking about your dick, howard. ]

if they want it and you want it, you should just do it. think of it as saving the city. [ when eggsy thinks of it like that, like a mission, it makes eggsy driven... to have all the sex. but at least he's motivated. ]

[dendrites]

[ uh-oh. ]

[stickseller]

Maybe.

I do that a lot already. Hence Charles.

I'll keep that in mind. Thank you, Eggsy.

[eggcel]

what do you mean hence charles

oh shit I KNEW IT

jesus I don't want to know about your old people sex

fucking hell now you've made me think about it

fuck you howard

[stickseller]

(Wait. Well. Shit. He thought he would have seen or heard something already oh god damn. abort. abort.)

I mean that's why i keep him around. He makes me think with my brain instead.

So I don't do anything I shouldn't.

Or anyone.

He stimulates me academically.

[eggcel]

so you talk about educational stuff

and it gets you hard?

[ why are they even talking about this, make it stop ]

[stickseller]

(yes.)

No. We talk about academical stuff, have grand philosophical discussions, and I don't need to have sex.

(oh my god even he isn't buying this.)

[eggcel]

I guess you wouldn't have sex if you've fallen asleep after talking about something as boring as philosophy

is talking academically your version of talking dirty?

[stickseller]

I don't fall asleep when we're talking. I think he's interesting. I could listen to him rattle on for hours.

No?? If I want to talk dirty I'm going to talk dirty.

[eggcel]

you sound like those guys in those sappy movies before they realize they're falling in love

[ it's gross ]

I'll take your word for it, please don't prove to me you can talk dirty

[stickseller]

That's not really my style. I just enjoy his company. Do you not enjoy the company of those you sleep with other than when you're doing just that?

I wouldn't dream of it. You're too young for that.

[eggcel]

back home I never really hung about long enough to enjoy their company outside of having sex with them

you're talking to THE dirty talk extraordinaire fuck you very much

[stickseller]

At least we're similar in that regard.

I feel like your version of dirty talk is a lot more filled with cuss words than mine would be.

[eggcel]

you're probably right about that

[stickseller]

I think I'll stick to my version, then.

[eggcel]

probably for the best, I don't think you could pull it off

[stickseller]

I go for the more sensual aim. It suits my style more.