you should think with howard junior more. [ he's talking about your dick, howard. ]
if they want it and you want it, you should just do it. think of it as saving the city. [ when eggsy thinks of it like that, like a mission, it makes eggsy driven... to have all the sex. but at least he's motivated. ]
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you should think with howard junior more. [ he's talking about your dick, howard. ]
if they want it and you want it, you should just do it. think of it as saving the city. [ when eggsy thinks of it like that, like a mission, it makes eggsy driven... to have all the sex. but at least he's motivated. ]
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I do that a lot already. Hence Charles.
I'll keep that in mind. Thank you, Eggsy.
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oh shit I KNEW IT
jesus I don't want to know about your old people sex
fucking hell now you've made me think about it
fuck you howard
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I mean that's why i keep him around. He makes me think with my brain instead.
So I don't do anything I shouldn't.
Or anyone.
He stimulates me academically.
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and it gets you hard?
[ why are they even talking about this, make it stop ]
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No. We talk about academical stuff, have grand philosophical discussions, and I don't need to have sex.
(oh my god even he isn't buying this.)
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is talking academically your version of talking dirty?
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No?? If I want to talk dirty I'm going to talk dirty.
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[ it's gross ]
I'll take your word for it, please don't prove to me you can talk dirty
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I wouldn't dream of it. You're too young for that.
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you're talking to THE dirty talk extraordinaire fuck you very much
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I feel like your version of dirty talk is a lot more filled with cuss words than mine would be.
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posh girls love it
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