cuddlr profile for eudio

[eggcel]

Eggsy Unwin (23) cheeky little shit. looks good in a suit. flexible. always up for a laugh. and sex.

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(original thread)
YES / MATCH / TICK
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NO / TICK
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Comments

[brainiest]

Do you think you'll be able to earn an 'Outstanding'?

[eggcel]

yes miss granger

I think the only way I could deserve an Outstanding is to give you something also beginning with O

[brainiest]

[ give her a moment or two

and then another because she's PINK. ]

I'm not sure I could grade you on that.

[eggcel]

sure you can

if it feels outstanding, that's what you grade it

[brainiest]

Can they /not/ feel outstanding?

[eggcel]

not when I'm involved

some are more powerful than others

you know you've had a good one when you're in a good mood all day cuz of it

[brainiest]

It seems like something that should be investigated properly.

I'm sure you'll get an 'E' for that anyway. I have very low expectations - not because of you! But experience. You'll blow me away. Or something.

I think I may just be quiet.

[eggcel]

don't be. you're fucking cute like this

[brainiest]

I have no idea what you're talking about. I know I'm being a bit of an idiot.

[eggcel]

oi

every time you put yourself down I'm gonna give you a thigh kiss in the future

[brainiest]

Is that a promise?

[eggcel]

I promise

(this is the part where you call yourself every name under the sun so I practically have to make out with your thighs :P)

[brainiest]

Someone did call me an insufferable know it all... Which is true.

[eggcel]

that's 2

so one on each thigh

anything else?

[brainiest]

Um, yes, but it's. Horrible. I don't think you want to hear it.

[eggcel]

[ eggsy frowns. ]

you can tell me

[brainiest]

I don't want to ruin this! Let's go back to talking about kissing. And thighs, not just mine.

[eggcel]

[ it's kind of hard for eggsy to get back into the mood when he keeps wondering what the bad word is. ]

hermione...

tell me

please

[brainiest]

[ ... and she ruined it. she closes her eyes, a little sad before she breathes out. ]

Mudblood.

[eggcel]

mudblood?

what's that mean? like, dirty blood?

why would someone call you that?

[brainiest]

That's exactly what it means. Dirty blood.

My parents aren't magical, so I'm muggleborn. People with 'pure' blood don't really like that very much.

[eggcel]

jesus... we've got more in common than I thought

what the fuck is wrong with people

I'm sorry you have to deal with that shit

[brainiest]

It's alright, I don't let it bother me any more. I try not to, at least. If they want to call me a mudblood then they can - I'm proud of who I am and where I came from and I have shown them, over and over, that I am just as strong and smart as the lot of them. My blood doesn't change that, nor does what they did to me.

[eggcel]

[ sounds familiar. ]

what doesn't kill you makes you stronger, yeah?

[brainiest]

Exactly.

Does this mean I might be allowed a few more kisses?