cuddlr profile for eudio

[eggcel]

Eggsy Unwin (23) cheeky little shit. looks good in a suit. flexible. always up for a laugh. and sex.

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Comments

[brainiest]

You don't want me to wear your clothes? I thought I'd look quite nice.

[eggcel]

I don't want you to wear any clothes

but you would look good in mine

so I'll bring you something

[ and probably get really sexually frustrated whilst trying to be a gentleman ]

[brainiest]

We could work our way up to that, maybe?

Start with a sleepover and a nice shirt :)

[eggcel]

no skipping steps. I understand

I'll give you the nicest shirt I own :)

[brainiest]

I'm glad to hear it.

I'd let you wear one of mine, but I don't think they'd suit you as well.

[eggcel]

I think the only way you could get me to wear something of yours is if you got me pissed

[brainiest]

I'll keep that in mind. You'd look stunning in a dress.

[eggcel]

oi cheeky

I ain't even seen you in a dress

[brainiest]

It was a compliment!

I could wear one, if you really wanted.

[eggcel]

if you wear a dress, I'll wear a suit

[brainiest]

Oh.

That's a date, then.

[eggcel]

you could call it that

you could call the sleepover a date as well

and our "tea" date

[brainiest]

It wasn't a "tea" date! We did drink tea, thank you very much.

They can all be dates, this one will just be a dinner one.

[eggcel]

I barely drank half a cup

not that it wasn't nice tea but I fancied something else

(you) [ eggsy wonders if that word makes her blush - what he said right before he kissed her. ]

[brainiest]

It was still the intention! And it was there, so don't you go "date"ing me.

[ But, yes, it does make her blush, putting her phone down for a moment as she breathes out a huff. ]

I think we both know that you weren't alone in that.

[eggcel]

so if you were a teacher, what would you grade my kissing?

[brainiest]

'Exceeds Expectations'.

(That's a wizarding grade, in case it wasn't obvious.)

[eggcel]

you ain't seen nothing yet

[brainiest]

Do you think you'll be able to earn an 'Outstanding'?

[eggcel]

yes miss granger

I think the only way I could deserve an Outstanding is to give you something also beginning with O

[brainiest]

[ give her a moment or two

and then another because she's PINK. ]

I'm not sure I could grade you on that.

[eggcel]

sure you can

if it feels outstanding, that's what you grade it

[brainiest]

Can they /not/ feel outstanding?

[eggcel]

not when I'm involved

some are more powerful than others

you know you've had a good one when you're in a good mood all day cuz of it

[brainiest]

It seems like something that should be investigated properly.

I'm sure you'll get an 'E' for that anyway. I have very low expectations - not because of you! But experience. You'll blow me away. Or something.

I think I may just be quiet.