cuddlr profile for eudio

[eggcel]

Eggsy Unwin (23) cheeky little shit. looks good in a suit. flexible. always up for a laugh. and sex.

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for hermione

[eggcel]

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well just the one

but if I knew more you'd still be my favourite

[brainiest]

You know how to charm a girl, don't you?

Are you safe? Warm? Don't make me come over there.

[eggcel]

I'm in a lot of danger and acquire mouth-to-mouth assistance

[brainiest]

I'm sure JB could help.

[eggcel]

[ ew hermione ]

I love my dog but it ain't that kind of relationship

[brainiest]

I was kidding!

You cuddle him, though, don't you?

[eggcel]

....yeah

he sleeps with me

but don't tell no one

[brainiest]

Rowena sleeps with me! It's nice to have a little bit of company. Sometimes Godric and Helga do too, but they prefer the radiator to my bed.

I promise I won't tell.

[eggcel]

I'm jealous of rowena

[brainiest]

Do you want a sleepover, Eggsy?

[eggcel]

a smart girl like you should know the answer to that

I'll wear the heart boxers, you can wear the eggy ones

[brainiest]

If you're bringing me the egg boxers you'd better bring me a shirt to wear as well!

[eggcel]

but...

yes hermione I'll bring a shirt

[ #whipped ]

[brainiest]

You don't want me to wear your clothes? I thought I'd look quite nice.

[eggcel]

I don't want you to wear any clothes

but you would look good in mine

so I'll bring you something

[ and probably get really sexually frustrated whilst trying to be a gentleman ]

[brainiest]

We could work our way up to that, maybe?

Start with a sleepover and a nice shirt :)

[eggcel]

no skipping steps. I understand

I'll give you the nicest shirt I own :)

[brainiest]

I'm glad to hear it.

I'd let you wear one of mine, but I don't think they'd suit you as well.

[eggcel]

I think the only way you could get me to wear something of yours is if you got me pissed

[brainiest]

I'll keep that in mind. You'd look stunning in a dress.

[eggcel]

oi cheeky

I ain't even seen you in a dress

[brainiest]

It was a compliment!

I could wear one, if you really wanted.

[eggcel]

if you wear a dress, I'll wear a suit

[brainiest]

Oh.

That's a date, then.

[eggcel]

you could call it that

you could call the sleepover a date as well

and our "tea" date